The Week in Wierd

I’ve only just had my fucking breakfast, but somehow the twattosphere has given me four separate incidents of “lol”.

So here they are:

• Dad waterboards his daughter for not learning her ABCs.
  No doubt it’s more effective than the naughty step.
• Gordon Brown munches 9 bananas a day.
  In addition to his part time job of packing fudge. Into boxes for delivery to Thorntons, obviously. (This and the above both via Old Holborn)
• One third of the British public need to fucking pay attention more and switch off BBC3.
  We allow these people to vote. (via Mark Wallace)
• Pedobear is an Olympic mascot.
  My God, I love 4chan. (via The Telegraph)