That Paris Hilton uses weed explains many things. I personally would not be willing to share a spliff with her, as I have no idea what else has been in her mouth*. And I would imagine he has a very novel use for a bong, too.
Going where no bong has ever gone before…
But, just as I’ll defend the freedom of speech of the Holocaust denier, or the right of association for the KKK, I’ll defend the right of millionaire air-heads who have never done a day’s work in their lives to smoke a bit of pot. I hope at this point in time, I don’t need to go over the basic points against the War on Drugs Some Drugs People, but it seems to me that if you’re carrying such a small amount of a naturally growing plant, being caught with the “Less than a gram” as she was (and that’s fuck all, seriously), you’re not a horrible, horrible criminal, or threat to national security, but rather, a minor annoyance. I mean, all she can do with “less than a gram” of the stuff is sit around doing nothing, talking random nonsensical crap and stuffing her face with other people’s food.
And then she will smoke weed.
Luckily for her, the cops released her without charge, so either they realize the futility of arresting people for such a victimless “crime”, or the muscles in her mouth have have had another good stretching. Either way, the fact that cops are wasting time one people like Hilton, Lance Armstrong, or any other of the countless celebs that are under the delusion that they own their lives and bodies, rather than going after those that actually bring harm to people (thieves, rapists, murderers, bureaucrats) just goes to show how the police is no longer about the prevention of crime, but the enforcement of morality.
Fuck the War on Drugs, and fuck Paris Hilton. Make sure you wear protection, though.
*Not strictly true. I do have some evidence of what has been in there.
“thieves, rapists, murderers, bureaucrats”
You forgot politicians.