How the FUCK can you be so obsessive about a company that treats you like shit?
Apple is offering a free case to every owner of its iPhone 4.
Apple boss Steve Jobs unveiled the offer at a press conference called to tackle the ongoing speculation about the iPhone 4′s antenna problem.
The case will help overcome a widely reported issue in which phone signal strength was drained when the phone was held a certain way.
Declaring “We’re not perfect”, Mr Jobs said reception problems were endemic throughout the smartphone industry.
To get their free case, owners will be able to apply via the Apple website from 22 July. Mr Jobs said Apple could not make enough for all owners of the phone but would source a supply and offer a range of cases.
I almost bought a Mac after constant disappointment from Microsoft. Fortunatly, I didn’t. Not least because even the most basic apple laptops were out of my price range. I went linux instead, and thank God I did.
Oh well. Horses for courses and all that.
Got up this morning, went for an iPiss, which is better than a normal piss, I know this because Apple told me so: burning sensation;
Brushed my teeth with an iBrush, it’s better than a normal brush, because Apple says so: gums bleeding;
Showered in my new iShower, best shower ever say Apple: first shivered then scolded myself;
Put on some iClothes, best… RASH;
Ate some iFood: hospitalised;
iGirlfriend came to the ward: with a new boyfriend;
Am now slitting my wrists with a Brabantia kitchen knife.
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